I'm trying to monitor my website's ranking in Google regularly. Not because I really care much, but because the search queries that my website comes up on always make me laugh. Today I nearly fell off a chair because of them. These are my top 10 favourites in order of average position in search:

I'm sitting in Martello this lovely afternoon, sipping a coffee and listening to the concert on the beach. I have my laptop with me and I'm reading some news, I'm alone at my table and there are three chairs that are not used.

A woman came by and took one without asking.

This annoyed me. Really annoyed me. I gave her an evil eye but she wasn't even looking in my direction, as if I was invisible. I'd say she was in her fifties, well dressed, likely straight from a hairdresser and I was utterly dismayed with her behaviour that was in such a contrast with her look. I would probably be very nasty to her should I have an opportunity, but she made off with my chair without a word or a glance and now she's enjoying her Chardonnay two tables away with her back to me so my evil looks will have no effect either.

Whoever likes movies at all must have at least once seen The Fight Club.

If you are one of those people and paid enough attention you must have had noticed that there is a mention of making of nitroglycerin at home.

It's after dark. I went to my bedroom to pick up dirty clothes and set the laundry up for the morning. The lights were on in the living room, I had a kettle on, TV and my laptop. When I walked in and switched on the lights, one of the halogens blew and it blew the fuses as well. The only thing that was left on was my laptop - on battery.

I've been writing for quite a while and this website has been live since 27th of January this year, but since almost nobody ever comments, I have no clue who reads me if anyone. I get hits alright, more than I have ever expected to get at the beginning, but I wish I knew who you people are.

I was watching Stephen Hawkings’s Universe on TV the other day. This part of the series was about time travel, which I found very interesting. According to Stephen Hawking travelling in time to the past is not possible due to the paradoxes (risk of killing your own grandmother par excellence), but he does believe in time travel into the future.

I ate trough my internet allowance again and I didn't even notice when it went through the chargeable megabytes because I was downloading some stuff while watching men in tights on RTE TWO.

This morning my country's President and his wife died in a plane crash. (read more from Reuters here)

Few weeks ago I went to the Art shop and bought a new brush to my collection.

We had a chat at the office about the Sky News plan to air the first ever 3d sport event.

"Every three or some years 3D comes back with a vengance" R. said. "And I hate those glasses"

B. went to the shopping centre to exchange an item he wasn't happy with.
Many people were unhappy with items they bought that day so he stood in a queue for a while.

When his turn came, he approached the customer service desk and started to talk to the person behind it. What he didn't realise at first it wasn't his turn at all, and there was a girl who was there before him.

An acquaintance of mine is going to pick up a kitten in the coming weekend. We were deliberating what name she should get. Finally, we figured he should call the cat after the first billboard he sees after leaving the breeder.
So he could say:

The company I work in is very small. We rent an office in a large building, so that means that we have to share toilet facilities with another company that’s located on the same floor.

I have learned some time ago that original and translated works are two completely different things and often, if not always, the original conveys something that escapes the translation.

I have had this strange feeling that there ought to be more to life than this for some time now. Actually, for most of my semi-adult life.

Justyna: "YES! Finally me and the clutter are reaching an agreement!"
Eoghan: "That's not good. Clutter is supposed to take over."