Some Useful Latin
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
(Boze, ktora godzina! Zona mnie zabije!)
Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I’m home.
(Kochanie, jestem w domu.)
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
(Mysle ze niektorzy ludzie w togach knuja przeciwko mnie.)
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
(Gdyby Cezar zyl, bylbys przykuty do wiosla)
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult.
(Noe obchodzi mnie twoj durnowaty kult.)
Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!
(Oby barbazyncy najechali twoja przestrzen osobista!)
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
(Oby konspiratorzy dokonali zamachu na tobie w supermarkecie!)
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
(Oby wadliwa logika podwazyla cala twoja filozofie!)
Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Pretty please with a cherry on top!
(Bardzo porsze, z wisienka na czubku)
Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!
(Jestem wladca swiata!)
Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
(Zaknebluj mnie lyzeczka!)
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
(Nic nie slysze, bo mam banana w uchu.)
Nihil est–in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That’s nothing–in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
(To nic - w poprzednim zyciu bylem rzymskim cesarzem.)
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
(Mam katapulte. Oddaj wszystkie pieniadze albo cisne ogromnym glazem w twoja glowe.)



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