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Krótka lekcja Francuskiego

Stwierdziłam, że niektóre zdania warto znać w każdym języku:

Je n’ai rien à voir dans cette affaire. - Nie mam z tym nic wspólnego.

Je ne peux pas me libérer. - (dosl. nie mogę się uwolnić) Jestem strasznie zajęta.

Je ne suis pas né hier. - (dosl nie urodziłam się wczoraj) Nie spadłam z choinki.

Je ne suis pas payé pour ça. - Nie płacą mi za to.

Je te l’avais dit. - A nie mówiłam?

Je t’y prends ! - Mam cię!

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Krótka lekcja Francuskiego

Stwierdziłam, że niektóre zdania warto znać w każdym języku:

Je n’ai rien à voir dans cette affaire. - Nie mam z tym nic wspólnego.

Ask and ye shall receive

"Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence."
Sholem Asch (1880 - 1957)

Some Useful Latin

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
(Boze, ktora godzina! Zona mnie zabije!)

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I’m home.
(Kochanie, jestem w domu.)

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