"Due mostly to increasing life spans, the number of living people is set to overtake the number of dead people in 2008."

One zombie for me, one zombie for you, everyone gets a zombie each.

"There is a Ugandan tribe that punishes anyone caught lying by tickling them with feathers until they cry."

This punishment should be applied everywhere, now! I want to see many lairs cry :>

"Records from Japan's feudal period suggest that the average samurai lived to be 19, while the average ninja lived to be 37." source: gullible.info

Well, most certainly I'm more of a ninja then :>